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August 1

People born on this day are natural sigma males.

Man 1: Who is that bro?
Man 2: I recognize him, he's a true sigma male born on August 1st.

by BigusDickusMaximus November 22, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


August 27

On this day pissy people were born

A: Whens you birthday?
B: August 27th

A:No wonder your pissy

by May 23, 2022

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


August 24

Probably some Beaner that will clean your house and mow your lawn for 5 bucks

Hey look and August 24 alien

by DefinitelyNotABeaner November 23, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


August 13

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.

by joemommaalolol November 5, 2019

46πŸ‘ 373πŸ‘Ž


August 12th, 2036

August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

Spongebob: August 12th, 2036. August 12th, 2036. The end of the world.

by Pratix June 4, 2023

435πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


august 6th

the day that Rose Da Costa was born. you must worship her in this day and shower her with kisses and presents

hey! it's august 6th! we must go worship Rose today! i love Rose.

by rorororororororororo June 11, 2017

8πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


August 12, 2036

The heat death of the universe, according to LOUDWARD

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

by omgwhatiswhy June 6, 2023