People born on this day are natural sigma males.
Man 1: Who is that bro?
Man 2: I recognize him, he's a true sigma male born on August 1st.
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On this day pissy people were born
A: Whens you birthday?
B: August 27th
A:No wonder your pissy
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Probably some Beaner that will clean your house and mow your lawn for 5 bucks
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These people born on this day are fake friends.
You: Itβs my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: Youβre a fucking fake you big booty bitch.
If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.
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August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.
Spongebob: August 12th, 2036. August 12th, 2036. The end of the world.
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the day that Rose Da Costa was born. you must worship her in this day and shower her with kisses and presents
hey! it's august 6th! we must go worship Rose today! i love Rose.
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The heat death of the universe, according to LOUDWARD
August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ