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when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard
rich is a frying pan bastard
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1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.
1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.
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A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:
1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up
2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name
3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks
The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks
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Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans
Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep
Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard
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A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
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Someone whos a Bloody Bollocks Bastard. Simple really.
Hey Bill Gates your a Bloody Bollocks Bastard for lieing about Windows XP
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Someone who leaves America for Canada after the elections.
1: Look at that Canadian fat bastard, Aiden. Abandoning America.
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