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When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate
Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!
When your soul knows that you two are best friends before you do.
We have everything in common we must be soul best friends!
I know I just meant you but I feel like we should have been best friends, that means our soul wants us to be best friends!
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The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.
- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.
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A person who you have been friends with for a very long time, and you love with all your heart. You pretend to be happy for them when they have a great relationship with a great person, you know it. You love them so much and you hope they are happy. You don't care about anything, as long as their happy. You will wait until they notice how you feel. You have to lie to them when they ask who they like, or if they like them. You drop hints, but they are oblivious to the fact that you like them. You will never tell him, but you can dream.
Me: My best friend is my crush, a Best Friend Crush?
Person: Oof, are you going to tell them
Me: Never
Person: ... Sorry
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Somebody who deep down you will always care about. You may not be close anymore, but you will always check up on them. You want deeply to talk, but you know that won't work. This is the person you used to tell everything, and now you never talk. You miss being close, and it hurts everytime you see them. You want the best for them. You used to be besties and now you're nothing except acquaintances. You will always love them, no matter what.
Chloe- "I miss being best friends with Sophie"
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."
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Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.
Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.
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showing your undying affection through being assholes and quoting vines
Kate and Lauren are the truest example of “best friend goals”
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