Bird duty

Always on the lookout for females

My homie and I were on bird duty at the pool

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Bird Wings

When a girl sits on a mans dick and then spreads her legs like a birds wings

"Katie definitely did Bird Wings on me last night"

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w0rd to the bird

Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.

"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."

"w0rd to the bird!"

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matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

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clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

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Buttery Bird

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a popcorn bag and stick you penis through it.. Fill it back up with popcorn. And there is your buttery bird.

I gave my wife a butter bird last night at the movies. She wasnt happy about it, but in the end she liked it..

Check out How to Make a Buttery Bird on Break.com.

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big bird

The big middle finger

I was so pissed at this man so I gave him the big bird.

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