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The act of motorboating a females lady parts.
Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.
That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.
the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.
When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!
Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail
To give a woman oral sex. Eating pussy.
Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!
Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!
A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.
His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia
A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.
Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.
Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus
Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night