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The laziest of all bros - A bro between the ages of 18 and 22 with no job and no car. Circumstances in which they graduate from High School are rare as they either never show up or are too busy smoking pot. Days are spent taking naps, skateboarding or biking, while nights are spent... taking naps, skateboarding or biking. Bro slags lack the ability to run and also to motivate themselves to do anything, making them attractive commodities to most young females.
Because the Bro Slag was such a lazy pile of crap, he couldn't afford to ride a dirtbike with his crew, so he stayed home and took a nap instead.
That kid threw a bottle at that Bro Slag, but he was too lazy to hit him so he just called him a fag.
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A suber oober bro that looks like he came straight off the line of a bro factory
Omg look its a bro factory at twelve o clock.
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Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.
That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.
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The bro-quet (Pronounced bro·kay) is a flower arrangement given to one man by another man.
Peter: "I felt bad about sleeping with your girlfriend... so I bought you this bro-quet."
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An attempt at impressing and kissing the asses of all current members/brothers of the fraternity(s) you're rushing in the hopes of earning a bid so you ultimately can acquire automatic (yet shallow/boring) friends and easy access to incredibly hot sorority ass at the cost of your self-dignity and individualism.
Colin the Freshman: "Hey Pledgemaster Todd, how much can you bench with those stacked biceps, dog? I bet it took years to get triceps and abs so thick..."
Pledge Master Todd: "Enough with the bro-flirting, kid. Here at the CU Boulder chapter of Kappa Sigma we take anyone stupid enough to pay thousands of dollars more than the value of the standard of living which we provide. As long as you take Dave the Transfer into my bedroom and let me watch you guys kiss, you're in!"
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it‘s just polaris bro.
Gareth: Oi Niall, what does ”Polaris Bro“ mean?
Niall: It‘s just polaris bro!
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it is pewdiepie the great because he is the master of the bro army
alright bros, iam the bro master
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