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the one thing people say but don’t actually know what it means
honestly bro we should just burn the dirt and go on with our lives
When you fuck someone so hard the friction sets the pubes on fire
you gave me a burning bush johnathon!
A spooky creature that loves to dabble in the use of Valium, often seen around the links town area of Kirkcaldy or in her scheme of Cardenden. She is often seen with her jaw swinging and eyes pinging. Her breath as also been known to kill so please stay clear for your own safety.
OMG such a goner, CAITLIN BURNS. Oh gally g is that caitlin burns jaw??
When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.
After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.
When you get one fist up the poop shoot and one up the axe wood and do the Mr burns "excellent" with your fingers on both walls
How was she, she was allright bro managed to do " The Mr burns" too her
Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock
The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session
Girl 1: img I can't even sit down
Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch