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Cross Drop

The act of finishing a shit in a different bathroom than you started.

Isaac took a shit in the main bathroom, and then looked over and realized there was no toliet paper. He then scurried down to the bathroom in the basement in order to wipe. Isaac took a cross drop!

by Janny478 May 19, 2024


Flower mound cross country

Lol

Jdo Flower mound cross country

by Yyyyyytfhy September 26, 2021


"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.

My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018


*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"

Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024


Cross Gates

A scat infused shit land full of used and dirty condoms, Disabled people and the neighbour Steve who is wanted for arson of the Leeds kirkgate market.

Person 1: we are finally in Leeds where should we go

Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre

Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that

by Mr Arson July 7, 2023


Cross Eyed High

When you're so high off dat dank, you can't keep you shit together, much less your fucking eyes.

"Yo bro, Tommy just hit dat dab so hard, i think he got cross eyed high like a mofo"

by Brithefriguy November 24, 2018


cross jockey

n. A highly religious catholic

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."

by LostPenguin June 6, 2005