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A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.
anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
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A super fly dude, who looks like a seal and is best freinds with a black haired jew.
hey did you see that jew and that seal
yeah that was Ethan Ritz and david
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Only the best person to ever exist. He’s top-tier and truly deserves the whole entire universe. Also I’m totally gonna beat him at proving that’s he’s the best.
“Boy do you know who’s the absolute best?”
“Whomst?”
“Ethan Wilson
but he can’t SEE HOW FOR SOME REASON.”
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The legends of Ethan's mom are renowned across the 828 thst she is indeed....fuckable.
Yo Horton have you heard the legends about Ethan's mom? "Oh yeah Aron I know"
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Ethan is a little bitch boy who thinks he is an epic NERDNITE gamer....he can't take a joke and gets offended by everything.
He claims to be things he isnt.
If you know an Ethan like this please eliminate the target..
Or get help from me by giving me your mom's credit number with the three strange numbers at the back *wink*
Ethan: I'm Asian..
Me: no your not.
Ethan: yes I am...my grandma's dog was Asian so that makes me asian.
Me: *uncontrollably laughing* fuck offfffff!! Haahah
Ethan G gets offended haahhaha
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Instead of saying f*uck, b*itch, and other words you replace it with shrek.
Holy Shrek
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