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a girls wet soaky red bloody period soaks all over her tight jeans making it noticable for people to see its shiny wetness
Damn look at that girls friut rollup dripping all over the floor leaving a wet trail!
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An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.
The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.
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The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.
Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.
Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*
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When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.
When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.
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a gay or bi-sexual black fellow with no life
haha look at the fruit monkey !
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A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.
They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!
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Smoothies made with real fruit ^.^
"I said i'd buy the team real fruit smoothies if they won the game..and they won the game"
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