fruit rollup

a girls wet soaky red bloody period soaks all over her tight jeans making it noticable for people to see its shiny wetness

Damn look at that girls friut rollup dripping all over the floor leaving a wet trail!

Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

Fruit Roll-Up

When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.

When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.

Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers

Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

real fruit smoothies

Smoothies made with real fruit ^.^

"I said i'd buy the team real fruit smoothies if they won the game..and they won the game"

tahitian noni fruit

A natural Polynesian fruit that has many documented cures..The fruit is patented by Tahitian Noni International currently a private company. This company has created 400 millionaires, and will create another 100 by the end of 2008.

I drink a cup of Tahitian Noni fruit juice a day...and my ailments have went away!!

fruit monkey

a gay or bi-sexual black fellow with no life

haha look at the fruit monkey !