Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

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Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

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Fruit Roll-Up

When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.

When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.

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fruit monkey

a gay or bi-sexual black fellow with no life

haha look at the fruit monkey !

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Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers

Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

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real fruit smoothies

Smoothies made with real fruit ^.^

"I said i'd buy the team real fruit smoothies if they won the game..and they won the game"

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tahitian noni fruit

A natural Polynesian fruit that has many documented cures..The fruit is patented by Tahitian Noni International currently a private company. This company has created 400 millionaires, and will create another 100 by the end of 2008.

I drink a cup of Tahitian Noni fruit juice a day...and my ailments have went away!!

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