An eccentric person who rides/talks about/thinks about nothing but bicycles and has a long goatee.
Damn Goat Heads were everywhere downtown today.
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A country boy who wear kid pants tucked inside of his boots or boots with cut off jeans
Jimmy Wales up lookin like a goat fucker
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Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.
Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.
Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.
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A boy who when Holidaying in Turkey is abused by the largely homosexual native gangbase and forced to walk on all fours while filling their sex crazed needs
Peter "Hey is that little english lad being ridden by a turkish boy George lookalike?"
Ahmed " its a custom here among some of the criminal gangs, they choose a boy to be their Goat Boy and take turns ride him"
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Throat goat is the Aussie streamer Alithya who has no gag reflex as another streamer Develique was able to fit her whole forearm down her throat.
Whoever is going to be Alithya's boyfriend is a very very lucky man
Also, check out her streams on twitch she a peng ting like Develique
She is a "Throat Goat" man I was in heaven bro I am going to put a ring on her
Omg jess have you watched the "Throat Goat" guides on youtube omg my husband gave me his black credit card sis
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A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.
These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.
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When the atmospheric conditions are just right an area of the globe can attain goat snow. Its kinda like raining cats and dogs just replace rain with snow and cats and dogs with goats.
Toivo- "HOLY WAH DER JIMMER ITS SNOWING LIKE A GOAT OUT DER EYY?"
Jimmer-"ya der dats some good goat snow."
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