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An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)
RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?
AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb
RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time
AnotherNetUser: perv
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Or known as cannabis or weed or kush or actual bud.
"Pass me those green bois"
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A faulty traffic light that turns green and then turns yellow literally 2 seconds later, and then wastes a good 3 to 4 minutes before it turns green again.
Me: "Okay, if I make this light I'll be home free before anyone notices I snuck out."
Traffic light turns green, one cars passes, then turns yellow.
Me: "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! The traffic light's doing a bitch green! Imma be stuck in traffic for hours!!!!!!"
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Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.
"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
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As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.
John: "i once skydived"
Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."
John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."
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Smalltime, up-and-coming rapping act Nicholas 'Iced' Green. A Bad-ass mofo from the heartlands of Sussex, one to watch for the next king of the UK rap scene.
Also used to describe one as extremely cool...
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I feel green, that weed is so dense.
"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"
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