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1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.
Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!
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Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.
Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
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Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.
Antonyms: Be Best.
"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."
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When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.
Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night
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When one is laughing so hard they resemble an excited horse throwing their head up and down.
Cory was horse laughing when Jane fell because else wasn't paying attention.
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Typically the willy found on a horse.
Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.
"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."
"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"
"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."
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