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When your math teacher can’t teach no more
I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain
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Banana brain, crazy, brain mush, brain fog
That is so banana brains. I have banana brains.
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When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.
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when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
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Title given to girls by comedian Dane Cook. Girls have the power to fuck with a guy's mind by saying something so simple that it eventually drives them crazy.
Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!
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1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.
2. Someone who consistently brain farts.
"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."
"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"
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(noun) Canned air used primaily to clear your keyboard from dust. Used as an inhalant it is known as Brain Duster. User will experience a feeling of blacking out. Use over a long time in a single sitting user WILL hallucinate.
Joe "man i'm all out of beer"
Moe "it's okay man, i've got some Brain Duster"
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