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wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.
I want to dirty Christmas tree.
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Better known as "Strawman with a Capital S", "The Strawman who Stole Christmas", "Crap with a Capital C", and various other titles (as noted by various YouTube comments), Christmas with a Capital C is a straight-to-DVD movie releasing on December 2010 where an antagonist; a Satan-loving, hate spewing, gay-agenda pushing, godless, Christ-hating, evil Muslim neo-Nazi heathen ATHEIST (who comes from a big city) moves into a small town and tries to obliterate Christmas for everyone by promoting tolerance towards non-Christians by trying to get the town's Christians to place nativity scenes on private instead of public property. The small town's inhabitants, who recognize Jesus as the primary founding father of the United States of America, are deeply offended by this sheer breach on their rights to endorse religion in the government, and need to ensure that the evil ATHEIST does not rewrite history nor leave out God this holiday season. In the end, even someone as deprived and sinful as the heathen atheist finds Jesus and is healed by his power.
The movie's completely accurate portrayal of atheism and secularism are one of the reasons it is going straight to DVD and will not have a theatrical release, to avoid Biblical Truth™ from offending the masses.
While there is clearly no debate on the power of stupidity in large groups, there is plenty of debate on whether or not the film is a parody of Christianity, thus putting the context and sarcasm of this definition at scrutiny.
Have you heard about that one movie coming out this holiday going straight to DVD about how some atheist guy moves into a small town? It was 'Christmas with a Capital C' or something, but the trailer doesn't even come up on YouTube without searching 'movie' or 'trailer'.
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the best movie that was ever made. tim burton is a genious, and always will be. i love this movie. always have and always will
Nice work, Bone Daddy...
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A prank pooled just before or during christmas.
Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!
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When a christian child realizes Santa is anagram for Satan, and decides to become an atheist.
Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."
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Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.
Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."
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