A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.
We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.
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Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.
Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."
Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."
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1. The name for a person who has a Mohawk and comes from Leeds
2. The name for a person who acts like a twat to his mates
3. An adjective for a really bad rim job
1. "What time is it Grim Job?"
"Ten -tut- three!"
2. I'm off now, I'm not gonna stick around after my lectures
3. You farted!!
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Itβs another word for oh hell na itβs originated from Nickelodeon drake and joshβs manger Helen
Lottie-βGet my foodβ
Chelsey-βThat is not my job β
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It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.
after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!
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The act of griping ones penis with the base of both elbows in a praying mantis like manor while stroking up and down until Orgasm is reached and the elbows are sticky.
I thought masturbation is normal, until i walked in on my brother giving himself a bow job.
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a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.
1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button
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