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a joke targeted towards one's mother.
Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!
A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.
Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:
"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."
Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)
When someone gets offended from an innocent joke
Why are you mad? It was a G.I Jane joke!
A joke so stupidly unfunny that it becomes kinda funny (usually a joke about acting gay or penis size)
"The bug was like 1 inch long"
"You know what else is one inch? "😉
Suchit Joke TM
Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
An offensive joke that is entirely way too soon.
"What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?"
- The New York Jets.
"What do the South Pole and Virginia Tech have in common?"
- They're both -32.
"9/12 Joke!!! ... too soon!!!!"
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Literal meaning, a lame inside joke. Urban Dictionary strongly advises you report all inside jokes because the admins don't understand and feel left out. P.S. /shrug please don't get mad admins.
#1
Dave: Hey rollarcosterfucktraindickfart! Ha! Remember when that happened?!
John: Ha yeah, fuckin A mate that was funny
Urban Dictionary: I don't get it
*deleted*
#2
Lame Inside Joke Post: ... AND THEN HE SAID, SICKLEBACK MY TERRY FLAP!
Common Internet Bystander: Oh gosh darnit! Another Lame Inside Joke! When will people learn!
*reported*
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