Shrug

A SH-oulde-R h-UG (shoulder hug) for your neck.

Dawwww my neck feels good from that comforting shrug.

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Shrug

Friend: Hello, how ya doin?
That kid: *shrug*
Friend: Well uh... we have English class together, right?
That Kid: *shrug*
Friend: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHRUGGING
That kid: *shrug*
Friend: ...You wanna come to my house?
That kid: HELL NAH

I like to shrug when my girlfriend asks me to apologize. Oh wait- I lost mine like twenty years ago.

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Shrug

A very bad toupee. - Short for SHitty RUG.

That guy should get rid of that Shrug and try Hair Club for Men.

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Shrug

When you make a thinly veiled attempt at weaving your way out of a situation/meeting someone/fulfiling an obligation. Some people do this more than others, and can develop a reputation for it.

"He gave me the shrug again, he does this every time"

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Shrug

When a dude fellates himself.

Dude 1- Dude, yesterday I shrugged like 50 times! My traps are so sore!

Dude 2- Oh Jeebus, I hate it when that happens.

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Shrug

A clueless or ignorant person with a narrow point of view.

-What is metamorphosis
-I really don't know, maybe ask Freddie?
-Why bother he's such a shrug!

*shrug*

Signalling to another via the medium of text the fact you are carrying out an action, in this case, the movement of raising the shoulders, which highlights the point you are basically saying 'I don't know' or 'whatever' but in a non-verbal manner.

Rob: Guys who is the coolest person ever?
Jen: *shrug*
Pete: *shrug*
Fred: *shrug*
Greg: I KNOW! I KNOW! It has to be rob!
Rob: Yes Greg. Yes it is.

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