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When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?
the greatest man ever to walk the earth
did u see kevin shepard yesterday, he tore a building in half with his mind, it made me so wet!!!
Being a Kevin Garty is being an elitist, narcisistic trust fund baby who causes unnecessary drama through lies, manipulation and bully tactics.
Wow dude, seriously, you are being a Kevin Garty right now. Get away from me you phony black belt!
a move/turn taken within some sort of game that leaves the player looking abnormally stupid.
Kevin: "God damn it, I just shot my last worm with a rocket launcher and sent him flying off the map!"
Ben: "Classic Kevin Turn."
The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind
This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy
A mixed drink of Captain Morgan and ginger ale.
I'd like a glass of water, the chicken fingers basket, and a Kevin Murray.
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The reason why vasectomies were invented.
K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!
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