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A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
Yeah, people have sex. But masturbation feels nice. Sometimes you gotta get horny and read stories about masturbation while masturbating to them.
Masturbation erotica for you:
“I’m so fucking horny right now. But I can’t have sex” said a wet Brielle.
Brielle then put some erotica to get her wetter and wetter. “I can’t take it anymore! I gotta feed my hungry pussy!”
She shoved her fingers into her aching pussy, wet with arousal. “Mmm! Ahh!” She said, rubbing and touching her clitoris
before her legs started shaking with pleasure. “Aaaaaaugh!!” She screamed in pleasure before cumming for the first time of her life. “I orgasmed?” “HOLY SHIT I DID!” She then quickly washed her bed sheets. “That was so damn good” she said, happy and smiling.
the feeling of hatred towards god
MAN I DIDNT MASTURBATED TO YOUR DOG
A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them
Oral masturbation is when I suck my own dick until I cum in my mouth
Once I found out I could suck my own dick I began to oral masturbate daily still do oral masturbation is using one's mouth to perform oral sex on themselves self-sucking auto fellatio oral masturbation
Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.
Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"