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Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.
Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.
When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”
“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”
“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”
Mexican bowtie is the cutting of the neck and then pulling the tongue down through the head. The tongue is then below the neck... like a tie...
Whoever wrote these incorrect definitions for the Mexican bowtie, should be Mexican bowtied.
When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.
Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.
While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.
Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.
These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.