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This is another Southern California thing. As stated earlier in Mexican Mobile, Southern California is super close to the Mexican border. Majority of the population he is Mexican, and they tend to dwell in nasty areas. The areas they live in are crammed full of mexicans, germs run rampant, cars line the streets in every direction, trash is everywhere, and you can smell fabric softener from a mile way (It is their perfume after all). They all seem to live on streets called "Orange" or "Tulip", which sound nice, until you learn that they are part of Mexican Ville. Every few days, the mexicans from Mexican Ville will travel to the nicer neighborhoods and they will park their Mexican Mobiles in a nice neighborhood, to make room for more Mexican Mobiles thus ruining the whole state.
Jose Ole: *points at non Mexican ville* Hey mom, that neighborhood looks pretty nice, why can't we live there?
Moné Ole: That's not Mexican Ville Meja, we don't go there, only out cars go there
That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.
- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.
- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.
ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!
1 straight couple + 1 gay friend + 1 unassociated gay man = A Mexican Highway
I heard you are hangin' out with your gf this weekend. Can I join y'all for a Mexican Highway? I'm sure I could find a 4th.
Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.
Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.
The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!
Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.
Arms dealer, Drug dealer, Cartel stick up crew leader, and a taco vendor.
I saw Travis The Mexican.