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To pound a girl into next week
My girl walked in on me Michael barrying her best friend
A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
Has a horse like cock. Won no nut November, single ready to mingle and doesn’t bust easily
Dude, John Cena is shit compared to Michael hughes
The biggest baiter in the game of Valorant. The kills he gets are only to boost his KDA and nothing else. They call him... the master baiter.
Wow. He just pulled a Michael Plauche. Freaking baiter
A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.
Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"
"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."
Director: "That part is so you."
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A famous YouTuber, popular from his show 'What the Buck?!'. Michael is gay, hilarious, and talks about anything from the Jonas Brothers to Beverly Hills 90210. Has a separate YouTube account for vlogging, called peron75. Is referred to as Buck.
Girl #1: OMG! Did you see what Michael Buckley said about Camp Rock?
Girl #2: Pshyeah! Freakin' hilarious!
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Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle
My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING
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