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I am jerking off and shit 'cause I'm in fucking Minecraft
*During game sesh* I'm in The Minecraft Movie
THE Minecraft Movie is an animated action video game movie that features Steve E. Clarix (also known as Steve) was born in Orlando, Florida in 1990. From his perspective, he was above average at his scores when he was Grade 2 and 3, making him the top 4th student in his class. He moved on to San Francisco, California with his family and Alex (little sister) a decade later. They thought they're going to have fun but all happy moments come to an end. On September 9th, 2001, their 3-story hotel was being burned by an army of gangsters who want to rob the place. Brian Steven E. Clarix (Steve's father) tried to let his family escape, but Alex was stuck in the hotel, so the father needs to get pass the gang. He quickly rushed into the burning building as Steve is crying with his mother. After that, they left the scene, believing that Brian died in the burning hotel. Right away, the hotel massively blew up. The explosion was SO enormous that it sent firetrucks and police cars 600ft into the air causing traffic jams.
Ex: Guys the Minecraft Movie is out in theatres in April 4th, 2025 what the helicopteeeer!!!!!
A fictional time or date by which something should be completed, ususally according to a movie, television show, video game, science fiction book, or bullshit artist.
Example 1:
Dude: "It's 2015. Weren't we supposed to have hoverboards like Marty McFly in Back To The Future II by now?"
Girl : Nah, "2015" was just a movie deadline. We're just kicking that hoverboard shit off in 2015 and the tech for it kind of sucks right now.
Example 2:
Girl: "Jake said he was going to marry me by 2012. It's 2015 -- I guess that 2012 bullshit was just a 'movie deadline.'"
A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.
“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”
A movie that you can always put on and watch over and over again, sometimes related to certain situations like smoking weed and being stoned
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle is one of my go-to movies when stoned
A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
Theh took it from us. Sony Pictures took it from us. Shame on you...
"Remeber what they took from you?"
"The meme movie?"
"No you dumbass, your left arm"