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Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.
A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.
Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.
Definition: a lesbian.
— A woman who eats pussy.
Savannah: I got a vibe that Amy is a muff muncher.
Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!
A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.
I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.
A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.
Did you see mr cowie yesterday in the corridor munching on that students muff? That MUFF MUNCHER SCARES ME
When one gets drinking alot and thinks their music is at a reasonable volume that won't upset their neighbors, roommates, etc, but is actually way too loud.
Raoul warned me several times to keep my music down, but I had the beer muffs on again last night and now I'm homeless again.