muffin code

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!

Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"

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Muffin Cake

An amazing dessert. It is a cupcake that got to big ...and looks like a muffin. Easiest to make when your very tired and not paying attention.

MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)

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pud muffins

the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.

Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!

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blueberry muffin

a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

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Cunt-muffin

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.

Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.

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Stud Muffin

A stuf muffin is a guy who is sexually attractive.

Zac Efron and Pete Wentz are stud muffins.

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chuck muffin

somebody thats gay and don't know it yet.

That dude name harmen is a chuck muffin.

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