princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag

The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)

1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.

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you're look like a crap in slow motion

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

Scare the crap out of your sibling day

October 31 is hollowenn so get something scarey on and scare the crap out of your sibling

If your an only child do what scares you before bed then go to sleep and it will be november 1st

GUY .Hey whats october 31

Other guy. holloween

guy. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR SIBLING DAY ahhahahhahahahahha

Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

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National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

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