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Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
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A typical boy band that lacks any creative beats or interesting lyrics. They just sing about anything having to do with women. Teenage girls love them because they are "Hot", but if you ask them they'll say they like their "music". Truth is, if any of the five metro-sexual members had any facial scars, or were the least bit fat, None of the so called "fans" would listen to them.
Fan 1, "OMGZZZZ DID YOU HEAR THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG?!?!?!
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
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A band with a following of deluded fangirls with no taste in music. It consists of five ugly idiots who write songs with absolutely no meaning whatsoever, only to have unintelligent teenagers scream at them. They in no way compare to the likes of Fall Out Boy, or Panic! At The Disco. We thought Justin Beiber was bad, now we have 5 in 1.
Directioner: I LOVE 1D!
Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
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A term that refers to a males sexuality. A way of pointing out a homosexual man in a nonchalant way.
I believe Andrew sure would Hold One, just til' the swelling goes down. What a Gayrod!
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The Worlds worst boyband they can't sing they can't dance and all the fans love the ugly curly haired one, whenever something bad happens they all go mad like when they get girlfriends. The fans attacked TWFanmily when they came out of The Wanted tour because they are all Twats.
Directioner: OMG Harry is going out with caroline flack! We have to kill her now! One Direction have to stay single for me!
TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)
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Five clean cut X-Factor rejects that couldn't last on their own, so Simon Cowell slapped them together, and One Direction was born. All you need to know is their music is soulless and migraine inducing, they're only famous because girls think they're cute, they're basically a group of British Justin Biebers', and their fans are insane.
They're the herpes of music - they just won't fuck off!
Reaction to What makes you Beautiful: "You don't know you're terrible."
Reaction to One Thing: "I need an aspirin."
Reaction to Live While We're Young: I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, alright."
Conclusion: One Direction need a one way ticket to irrelevancy.
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During intercourse, the male pulls out right before he cums, and then he ejaculates and makes it perfectly into the belly button of the girl. Also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly button.
Guy: "Oh man that was a hole in one!!"
Girl: "Ew, clean it out!"
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