Hole in One

During intercourse, the male pulls out right before he cums, and then he ejaculates and makes it perfectly into the belly button of the girl. Also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly button.

Guy: "Oh man that was a hole in one!!"

Girl: "Ew, clean it out!"

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B's for D's

Stands for "Bitches for days." Meaning lots and lots of women.

Have you been to that new club downtown?

Yeah that place has B's for D's!

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Shy Bladder

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

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carwashers

When you burn the roof of your mouth eating or drinking something hot, the next day you get little pieces hanging down from the roof of your mouth. Those little pieces are known as carwashers.

Ouch that coffee was way too hot, I'm gonna have carwashers tomorrow for sure.

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