Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

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Rag pudding

Going down on a lady during her monthly cycle.

Had some rag pudding last night.

nod rag

Used condom

Kari was with his latest girl in the back of his mk2 cortina and when he'd finished he just slung the nod rag out of the window and there it was dangling on the drivers door mirror!!!!

Rag-gagged

To have a rag jammed into one's mouth to prevent them from talking, often as a device to stop someone who is tied up from shouting out or making noise.

Dan, Alicia, and Melissa tried yelling out for help, however, there was no point to it because their speech was totally inaudible because they were tied up and rag-gagged.

toe rag

Toe Rag As a Derogatory Term: Some expats refer to the local Arab peoples as Toe rags (a derogatory term) as it rhymes with word Tuareg. The Tuareg people refer to a large Berber ethnic confederation.

Met some camel riding toe rags on the way...

toe rag

A tramp, hobo or petty thief... a homeless person, without means of support...

Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag

Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.

Rag hag

When it's that time of the month and she's acting like a crazy bitch.

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.