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Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something
Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."
Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.
I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.
This is a phenomenon that occurs frequently during football games played by the Baltimore Ravens. Mysteriously, during games, particularly during close games, penalties occur which are seen by no one else but the league officials on the field. These penalties occur at critical times during the game and always go against Baltimore.
Any complaint or protest against these penalties is met with a smug and sanctimonious lecture from the league and/or fans of the opposing team. Media types occasionally notice this phenomenon, but some actually are in on the conspiracy. The few who have the courage to speak the truth are generally ignored or accused of being delusional. Thus, the lies and dishonesty are allowed to continue unabated.
And Pittsburgh gets another first down! That holding penalty against the Ravens must have happened really fast, because nobody saw it...wow, those officials have sharp eyes! Unless, of course, this is a Raven Rip-Off, but we're not supposed to talk about that.
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skating in large cities with homies and spots where there is security, cops etc, and getting tricks and diping before you get ticketed, tackled, taser etc.
" yo i got mad tricks down at this spot"
other friend:"how man that shit has been blown up for years" first dude:"I guess you need to learn how to Rip N Dip
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A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.
Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now
what every teenage person who as tiktok says 20286382 times a day.
"i'm getting ripped tonight, RIP THAT PUSSY AYYYEE"
1) To cause either violence or destruction; mayhem, confusion.
2) To commit arson.
Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”
Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”