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When too much time has elapsed since you last went on a cruise.
The only cure for this is to contact your travel agent and get one or more booked up immediately. 😍
Long time no sea so about to call my travel agent.
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This is an Amazing! Song let me sing it for u.... PONYO PONYO PONYO FISHY IN THE SEA!!!!!
DUDE! Did that new song? Is goes like ‘Ponyo ponyo ponyo fishy in the sea!?’ Ever heard of it?
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having intercourse with any marine animal.
"During my trip to Mexico, I went diving drunk and got my sea foam green wings with an octopus."
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A place where America thinks it can win
(They thought the same for the Vietnam War)
'MURICA
Gonna screw this South China Sea up
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OMG FREE IPHONES
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A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.
Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.
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A man that rides around the seas on a rowing boat and also likes to eat the fine vag and get the juices flowing.
Old man: i used to be a fine cunning linguist and loves the pussy juice.
Dein fuhrer: true that mate, a cunning linguist of the high seas if ever there was one.
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When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
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