Standard Ponyo Unit. Derived from the movie Ponyo, where Ponyo is a small being that nearly destroys the world by being so hyperactive and enthusiastic. Used to describe the energy level of extremely hyper girlfriends--especially where normal energy units are insufficiently small.
2-5 Ponyos is considered the average energy level for a hyper girlfriend. When below 1 Ponyo the subject is deemed to be in a 'sub-Ponyo' state. While normally 1 Ponyo would be more than enough energy to last any 3rd world country indefinitely, this is considered a depressive state for such a being. At the upper end, 25 Ponyos is the localized equivalent of global thermonuclear war.
My girlfriend Asha just ate too much candy! She's now at 10 Ponyos and rising! RUN!!!
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Person 1: Look at my new puppy!!
Person 2: Oh, that's pretty cute. It's not Ponyo, but it's cute.
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Ponyo is a a person with a lot of hair and likes memes
Amelie it's ponyooo
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A Japanese cartoon that gave everyone in my family a chronic headache for weeks. Seriously
I have a headache, I must have watched Ponyo
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Innapropriate/sexual actions involving a guy.
I heard Suzanna and Ben were ponyoing in the janitor's closet last Friday.
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