1. good; fine
2. you're not gay.
1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”
2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay
Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.
She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.
straight lyin to anyone & everyone. mostly urself
Yo straight lyin just stop
To have a 4 card straight in a poker hand. Example: 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 is a Pulley Straight.
I lost a poker hand holding a Pulley Straight.