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Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 19, 2021


Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 April 21, 2011


Straight Hole

A Vagina of any kind.

Kevin totally wants david's straight hole!

by STENT07 November 03, 2010


Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 04, 2018


Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous January 31, 2011


Straight Lyin

straight lyin to anyone & everyone. mostly urself

Yo straight lyin just stop

by BumStatusYo December 04, 2018


Pulley Straight

To have a 4 card straight in a poker hand. Example: 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 is a Pulley Straight.

I lost a poker hand holding a Pulley Straight.

by JJ08er November 07, 2020