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A person that invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot
"_Hello, wanna come in?
_Yes please, thank you doorman."
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That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an L.
Man, Dave makes an awesome doorman.
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a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?
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Some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he's too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.
I saw Amanda leaving class, so I opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.
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This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum
Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"
The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.
On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".
That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.
I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.
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