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it‘s just polaris bro.
Gareth: Oi Niall, what does ”Polaris Bro“ mean?
Niall: It‘s just polaris bro!
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The laziest of all bros - A bro between the ages of 18 and 22 with no job and no car. Circumstances in which they graduate from High School are rare as they either never show up or are too busy smoking pot. Days are spent taking naps, skateboarding or biking, while nights are spent... taking naps, skateboarding or biking. Bro slags lack the ability to run and also to motivate themselves to do anything, making them attractive commodities to most young females.
Because the Bro Slag was such a lazy pile of crap, he couldn't afford to ride a dirtbike with his crew, so he stayed home and took a nap instead.
That kid threw a bottle at that Bro Slag, but he was too lazy to hit him so he just called him a fag.
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A suber oober bro that looks like he came straight off the line of a bro factory
Omg look its a bro factory at twelve o clock.
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it is pewdiepie the great because he is the master of the bro army
alright bros, iam the bro master
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When a fellow bro or friend is in a socially awkward situation and is outnumbered and calls for your help
Austin: "Dude, 4 rando's just sat down at the table with us. We're outnumbered."
Ryan: "Bro backup has arrived."
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The above definitions for dude bro hit the mark very well. The only aspect left out is that a dude bro is COMPLETELY insecure in what he understands manhood to be. When a dude bro is away from others of his type and put in a situation with a group of older men (30+), he has no adequate defense mechanisms. He is not used to seeing how real men act and quickly retreats to his mama boy posse.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
Dude Bro 1: Hey dude, your '04 lowered Honda is the shizzle! I can get in no prob with my dwarf-like legs, bro!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
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Handing a Smirnoff Ice to your friend and making them chug it on one knee. Commonly done by tools and douchebags.
Chad: "Did you see me bro ice that guy?"
Anybody: "Ya, you're a tool."
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