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sock jockey

someone who blows his load off in a sock

little johny is a vergin so he bats of in a sock to help there fore he is a sock jockey

by Matt .T .P February 18, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pet Sock

1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.

I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!

by the2ndflood September 22, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sock on

A discreet way to tell you mate to move in and take that girl home.

(Edmund is chatting up a girl at a bar)

James: alright pal how's it going.

Edmund: Yeh just met this girl, brizo

James: tidy, you need to sock on...

Edmund: pineapple

by Moors July 14, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock in a sock

Something you say when you're in a rage.

I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!

by KIng Bob April 11, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


pink sock

A girl shoves her hand up another girls ass and pulls the asswhole and then it becomes inside out. It looks like a pink sock some people wear it by accident and they drag a girl everywhere not knowing that their pink sock is an asswhole.

I was wearing a pink sock today.

by hashimotosoda February 21, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).

My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!

by shit fizzles November 19, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wog sock

A hat that blacks and students wear to contain dreadlocks

"hey look at that student he's wearing a wog sock although he has no dreads or afro"

by unholy.goat December 10, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž