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Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022


Thumb treatment

When you put your thumb up a girls butt while doing it from behind, almost as if its a butt plug.

"Yo, did you and katie do it last night?"

"Yeah, she took the thumb treatment."

by AskPhantoms June 4, 2024


Double thumb gipster

To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.

Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster

by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023


Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021


Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021


Thumb Grazing

Usually referring to album browsing on Facebook or the likes, when you don't have the time or the inclination to look at every photo in the album - instead you graze through the thumbnails and pick the ones you want to see closer.

Oh yeah I was thumb grazing through Johnny's Christmas album on Facebook and found three photo's with me in it.

by Tealla January 3, 2009


Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018