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tim gomez

Name of the sexiest man alive. You can find him at @gomeztim37.is on instagram.

Dude I heard she got railed by Tim Gomez last night

by FipTard November 23, 2020


Tim Alman

Man who falls in love quickly.
He is such a Alman...
Quickly girls run from that Alman... My friend dated a Alman he was so rude...

That Tim is such a sex pest....

That man is annoying he is such a pest he must be a Tim Alman.

by Donchi September 18, 2020


Tim’s calves

The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.

Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.

by Mr HMMMMMMMMMM November 3, 2022


Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023


Tim shit

Extra given tasks during a workday at inconvenient times. Usually, assigned by a manager or authoritative figure within a company/ business.

My manager pull some major Tim shit today at work.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023


Tim shit

Extra assigned tasks that in turn screws over lower level staff members within a business/ company. Usually occurs during the most inconvenient times during a shift and sets team members behind for the work day.

Today my manager pulled major Tim Shit making me late for dinner.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023


Tim fleming

If you call someone this you are calling them a Mongolia wild ass

That Karen is a Tim fleming.

by Autumnisveryreal October 14, 2021