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So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down
When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
I was at Safeway yesterday and bought a pound of ground turd chicken.
When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.
Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.
when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service
Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!
The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!
Fuck a poop pigeon, the turd talon is about to dominate that sweet ass of yours...CACAW
A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!
Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!