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Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 10, 2006

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Jake Vaughn

Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.

Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.

by Beard King January 4, 2014

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Jake Pauler

Gay

Guy 1: Hey im a jake pauler
Guy 2: Gay

by MasterGuy1 November 5, 2020

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Jake Story

An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.

Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"

by anonymous10111213 February 27, 2014

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Jake Paul

Another word for the garbage/trash.

Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul

Another person: ugh fine

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtΓΈp August 24, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jake paul

Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE

Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer

by Logang_4_Life_Jake_Paul_Sucks December 6, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jake paul

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them πŸ…±astards

by πŸ…±πŸ…±_INTE-FUCKING-LECTUAL_πŸ…±πŸ…± January 28, 2018

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