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A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.
Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !
Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !
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If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.
"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"
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The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.
Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.
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When you suprise someone by sticking 4 fingers up their crack quick like. This is done best when they are wearing underwear or other loose fitting clothing and they are walking up the stairs.
My guy just gave me a fucking butt shark! No way is he gonna get any tonight...
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A phrase used by drunk Russians trying to emulate Americans. The meaning of dick shark varies based on context, and can apply to both male and female subjects.
Dude, Pieter is such a Dick Shark. Yeah, but he still won't screw Anastasia. She's the one sharkin'.
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To go out to the club/bar or to a party and hunt for prey aka booty. Be on the lookout for potentials.
I am going out tonight and I am going to booty shark for a new man.
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A group of four “edgy” twelvies who think they are top shit and they also get “bullied” by the seniors at MCC, the school they go to. The truth is they are a bunch id pussy cunt baskets and can’t do shit.
“ I’m a shitty twelvie also known as a scooter fag” Shark Gang
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