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whilst having anal sex the person who is receiving it farts .
bob and julie were having anal sex and julie anal farted .
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A latex covering for ones penis used for protection while it is inserted into the anal sphincter of another.
The anal sock was covered in shit.
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When the crack you attack is the track in the back.
If you need an example of what anal sex is...your too young to read this.
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Someone who talks out their ass. Full of shit.
The anal linguist had nothing important to say.
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Okay, seriously, i have read about 4 pages of these and guys talk about girls literally shitting all over the place. You cant expect to just shove it up in her ass...and you shouldnt do this with complete strangers, ya never know who elses ass they have been up...I personally LOVE anal sex because when i do do it, its done right. If your worried about your girlfriend "Shitting" all over you (which rarely happens unless her ass is stretched out THAT much ick anyways) Ask her to do an enema a few hours before...it only takes 5 minutes and it COMPLETELY cleans the rectum out and its healthy to do..leaving room for your cock or plug for Double Pen, depending on what your in to and its MUCH more pleasurable...and there is NO mess or as some of you idiots would put it "corn shit" or whatever you guys said...Anal Sex is VERY pleasurable and orgasmic if you fucks would do it right...try the enema before, guaranteed its 100x better... Have a good one :D
The RIGHT way to have anal sex
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1. Fun!
2. An act of intercourse that involves inserting the penis, fingers or another object into the anus in order to provide stimulation and pleasure to the reciever, and/or giver. May involve lubricants in order to ease movement. Can be done alone or with a sexual partner.
3. A sexual act that is prohibited by certian religions as
"unclean" or "impure", such as in Orthodox Judaism and in some circles of Christianity.
4. A sexual act that is banned in certian countries and states, such as Mississipi, USA.
1. "Thanks for the anal sex...it was a blast."
2. "He teased the tight ring of muscles with a slick finger before pressing it inside himself."
3. "INFIDELS!"
4. "What the HELL do you think you're doing?"
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The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.
Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.
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