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I just Sh#t out ma Ass boot up ma pc cause i need need to git dat
Hey I got the fortnite battle pass
Well I did ur mom
An item you can purchase in fortnite for 950 v-bucks, it normally contains skins, emotes, wraps, etc..
Guy 1: fortnite battle pass, i just shid out my ass
Guy 1: booted up my pc, cause i need me
Guy 1: to get that fortnite battle pass
its the time when u take a shit and u gotta sing
Person1:Hey, I need to take a shit
Person1:Oh yeah, i can just sing the fortnite battle pass song while im about to drop a hiroshima in my own house while my kids are in my basement.
A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.
I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.
Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
A battle of silence, if one forgets, they lose
P1 : Let's do a silence battle
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
*4 minutes later*
P1 : You forgot, i win