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December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
on December 4th everyone must take a bite of a block of cheese
Today is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day time to bite a block of cheese.
When you put your thumb behind the charging handle of a barret 50cal sniper rifle and send it, ripping your thumb half way off.
Yes the person writing this has endured a barret bite.
The term for when you have a bet on a soccer team and they get a red card resulting in being a player down and an eventual loss.
We would of win the match if it wasn’t for that Schey Bite!
The act of getting whisker burn from a stubbly vagina.
"Honey, you need to shave your vagina! I got beaver bite last night!"
*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
To be murdered or slain in a vicious manner.
"That sodding berk's gonna bite the iron if he tries bobbing a mafia don."