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A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.
Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.
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A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him
Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.
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When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.
I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose
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that one police officer or security guard that just goes absolutely mental for no apparent reason.
does not have to be violent.
so i was just standing around outside the shops when captain hitler came over and went absolutely ballistic on me. i still don't know what i did wrong.
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When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
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A slang word often used to reference to someone containing an abnormal or misshapen penis.
tevis is the ideal captain dangler
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