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A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.
(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
The strategic game of unfriending people on Facebook. The pawns are the first to go...people who will never notice or give little resistance. After that you have to carefully plan your next step on who you will delete. Family members and crazy friends are much harder to delete and require a few steps ahead of planning.
I had a game of Facebook Chess the other night. I deleted all those people I added when I was in rehab that I will never see again, however, I plan on deleting my mother-in-law from facebook, this might take a few sacrifices.
When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.
He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.
hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?
How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?
Facebook Knowledge bro.