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Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin
A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.
Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!
A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.
my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin
A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.