Homo-n-shit

Acting like a homosexual. Usually a disclaimer before doing something sexually questionable.

Hey bro, not homo-n-shit, but could you spray some suntan lotion on my back?

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National no homo day

You can give yo friend crazy head and it ain’t gay! Only on November 12th

John: ITS NATIONAL NO HOMO DAY
Alex: What does that mean
John: WE CAN BE GAY BUT ITS NOT GAY TODAY
Alex: Oh bet

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homo-gay-shual

adjective. pronounced (hO-mO-gA-shoe-al)

word used to describe something extremely queer or gay

gay guy:"do like my new like coat?!"

straight guy:"quit being homo-gay-shual you fag"

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I love you, no homo

1. Saying that you love your friend as a friend
2. What you say when you accidentally let an "I love you" slip

Friend 1: *Walks in with beers*
Friend 2: Dude, I love you, no homo.
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Friend 1: I love you.
Friend 2: ...
Friend 1: No homo!

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Homo Erotic Undead

Those who are both undead and Homo-Erotic. They like to indulge in Homo-Erotic orgies.
(Abbreviated to H.E.U)

*A is a member of the Homo-Erotic Undead!

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Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.

Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

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National No Homo Day 2

on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight

dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.