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When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.
Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!
A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .
Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.
The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.
Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.
That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be
Any one who sits right behind you when you're driving the limit but they think they make the road rules.
Person 1: I wish this car would back off and stop sitting up my arse
Person 2: they are so blue g!
Something that is particularly gross/ discussing
That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
The low one gets when overly excited about something that never happens
"I was so excited about the party at the end of the month that when it got cancelled I had a killer case of blue excitement."
A person who you go to first when you need someone, you tell each other EVERYTHING.
My-Blue, how are you today?
My-Blue, did you hear what Suzie said?
I love you, My-Blue.